Wise sayings and proverbs that should appear on all handcrafted computer engineering fortune cookies.

~ Engineering is knowing that you can make incredible things, but have to call corperate tech support to install your ide before you can start

~ Computer Engineering is going to the laundromat and orchestrating a pipeline to get everyone’s laundry done in FIFO fashion

~ We do it with NAND gates

~ I can only think of 10 reasons why we shouldn’t do this, but give me a moment and I’ll think of a third.

~ “I work with FPGA’s.”    – “Is that supposed to be some kind of turnon?”