Engineering Hell

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, you’re an engineer — you’re in the wrong place.”So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they’ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, “So, how’s it going down there in hell?”

Satan replies, “Hey, things are going great. We’ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there’s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next.”

God replies, “What??? You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake — he should never have gotten down there; send him up here.”

Satan says, “No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I’m keeping him.”

God says, “Send him back up here or I’ll sue.”

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, “Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?”

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Intro To IRC Added To COMP-E Forum

In thinking of what I should upload first to the comp-e.com forum, it occurred to me that most ‘live support’ for ECE and CSE related stuff is usually found on IRC.  Therefore I decided to make a nice tutorial for any beginner out there looking to stop by Freenode or any other channel. Check it out here.

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Welcome To COMP-E.COM

Welcome to COMP-E.COM, a website geared towards those with a computer engineering, computer science, or electrical engineering background. With a focus on low level programming languages like C, C++, Verilog, and VHDL, along with topic specifics like microcontrollers, robotics, and hardware design / digital system design; we hope the forum will become a treasure trove of collected information useful to students and professionals alike. Enjoy!

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